Wednesday, April 19, 2006

War of the Wombs

Ok, I'm not one to condone living vicarioiusly through the lives of celebrities, but WHAT were the chances of Tom and Katie having their baby on the same day as Brooke Shields after all that scientology smack talk? Is this proof of a greater force at work here? Probably not...

For those of you suddenly concerned that these coincidental births will throw off the balance of the universe, I say to thee, "Rest easy, weary human for eventually Brad and Angelina's super-baby will rise and restore that delicate balance..."

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